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Deadly Cows Udder Chaos

Grazing the boards, churning the defense, and milking the opposition. Welcome to the official pasture of the most feared basketball team on the asphalt.

Check Roster Stats Recent Games
Intense Cow Slam Dunking
Team Record
2 W - 1 U
Wins vs Udders (Losses)
Moo-Jordan PPG Leader
35.7
Phillip Lee (Phlig)
Boards Grazed (RPG)
18.3
Michael Abrams
Brick-Layer (Airballs)
1.7
Stephen Kruse (PPG: 8.0)

🏆 Barn Standouts

Cud-Chef (APG)
8.3
John Andreou
Clown Cow (Avg Bozo Moments)
2.3
Stephen Kruse (LIP Hazard)

⚔️ All Slaughters (Games)

2026-05-28 vs Milk Shakers WIN 132 - 110 2026-05-20 vs Porkers Spurs UDDER LOSS 112 - 110 2026-05-15 vs Bacon Blazers WIN 115 - 92